The Temporary Tattoo Trio

Jake Mierva

Co-Writer, Co-Director, Actor (Tyler F), Production Manager
15 days ago i went into a cave and when i was in the cave i saw a bear and the bear asked me if i wanted a picture but i didnt have a camera which was odd cause i usually do but this time the bear said he had a camera so i agreed to the picture with the bear. little did i know this bear was not a bear actually this bear was John Lithgow. little did i know i got a picture with John Lithgow. i sold this 14 days ago, it was worth 85 million yen, which bought me a house boat, which i have slept on for the last 7 evengins. anyways... yeah, so mentally, i am okay

Danylo Loutchko

Co-Writer, Actor (Tyler E), Marketing Manager
It has been said "teach a man to fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man ABOUT fish, and he'll never eat again." Danylo took that to heart and currently works at a local freshwater aquarium, making enough money (10.25/hr) to afford a brand new Chipotle bowl every other day. His dream is to be a street puppeteer in Prague, delighting children and tourists with his original characters "Gretel the Apricot Merchant", "Andrei the Clumsy Astronomer", and "Kleptron, Nebula Conqueror".

J. McIntyre Godwin

Actor (Tyler G)
Godwin made his acting debut in the film Mystic Pizza (1988) before gaining prominence in 1997 when he and Ben Affleck wrote and starred in Good Will Hunting, which won them the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay and the Golden Globe Award for Best Screenplay. He established himself as a leading man by starring as Tom Ripley in The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999), Jason Bourne in the Bourne franchise (2002–2007; 2016), and Linus Caldwell in the Ocean's trilogy (2001–2007). He received a nomination for an Academy Award and won the Golden Globe Award for Best Actor for playing an astronaut stranded on Mars in The Martian (2015). He also acted in The Rainmaker (1997), Saving Private Ryan (1998), Syriana (2005), The Departed (2006), The Informant! (2009), Invictus (2009), True Grit (2010), Contagion (2011), Ford v Ferrari (2019), Stillwater (2021), Air (2023), and Oppenheimer (2023), the last of which is his highest-grossing feature.

Sarah Halverson

Actor (Taylor H)
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Steph Callaghan

Co-Director, Stage Manager
Steph loves sandwiches. It's almost like... if there was one food she could eat for the rest of her life, she would choose sandwiches. Like... if you asked her, "If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what meal would you choose?", she would choose sandwiches. If you have any questions or concerns or need a reason to live, please eat a sandwich. Check out Very Good Improv (verygoodimprov.com) for long-form classes, workshops, and jams!!!

Aaron Thostenson

Graphic Designer
Hackers is a 1995 American crime thriller film directed by Iain Softley and starring Jonny Lee Miller, Angelina Jolie, Jesse Bradford, Matthew Lillard, Laurence Mason, Renoly Santiago, Lorraine Bracco, and Fisher Stevens. The film follows a group of high school hackers and their involvement in an attempted theft. Made in the mid-1990s when the Internet was just starting to become popular among the general public, it reflects the ideals laid out in the Hacker Manifesto quoted in the film: "This is our world now... the world of the electro--

Christopher Bales

Photographer, Videographer
Hello. My name is Christopher Bales and I have been trying for months to sell my signed Minnesota Swarm novelty lacrosse stick to no avail. I attempted to solicit a local audience by calling The Minnesota Star Tribune (formerly The Star Tribune) in hopes of placing an ad in the paper but they charge - nay - EXTORT $18.30/line and $30.50/line for SUNDAYS! However, the Minnesota Fringe Festival (2025) does not charge ANYTHING to my knowledge for these bios. So here I am, on my knees, on this either paper or digital page, begging you to buy this lacrosse stick. Again my name is Christopher Bales.